Act 2::Our names are…
Britny: Ow…That hurt like a motha fuckah.
Jamie: Get. Off. Me. NOW!
Britny: -jumps off-
Sarah: Are we in Konoha?
Britny: -glances around-…Yeah. This looks like the training ground from episodes 4 and 5.
Jamie: Do you have not a life, youthful inheritor of stupidity? You mind is wasted because of this Naruto shi—
Britny: OH SNAP! SOMEONE’S COMING! QUICK, INTO THE BUSHES!
Sarah/Britny: -grab Jamie and pull her into bushes with them-
Jamie: …=_=”””” queers.
Britny: -whisper- can it!
Sarah: -whisper- Uh guys…
Sarah: -whisper- But…
Britny: -whisper- Do you want them to find us?!
Sarah: -whisper- look behind you.
Britny: -looks over shoulder to see Kakashi- Oh…
Kakashi: Who are you and what are you doing in Konoha?
Britny: -whisper- stand.
Britny: Um…Our names are…
Jamie: Tachibana Kyoko.
Sarah: and I’m Tsuchimi Saron.
Kakashi: And you?
Britny: Uh…Umareru Jiita.
Kakashi: And what is your business here?
Britny: W…w…we want to be ninja!
Kakashi: Oh. Well, if you follow me, I’ll take you to Hokage-sama. He’ll set you up on a team.
Jamie: 0_0””” the fuck? He fell for it?!!